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Woman Causes Nuclear Meltdown with Child’s Bad Name but Posters Have Even Better ‘Worse’ Ones

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A soon-to-be mother is causing a major meltdown among observers for giving her unborn daughter an unusual, and some say highly inappropriate, name of Chernobyl Hope. Yes, she’s naming her little girl after a Ukrainian city that was irradiated in a nuclear disaster in 1986. Of course, the phrase ‘naming her daughter after a tragic event that shocked the world’ got readers' imaginations going - and the names they came up with are hilarious. More on that in a bit.

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But first, start here. (READ)

We also loved the ‘nuclear family’ comment.

Commenters couldn’t help but think of their own ‘disasters’ to name a child after. A lot went directly to sports.

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Those are awesome!

Now for truly inappropriate ones.

‘Why are you crying, Ethiopian Famine Johnson? Did you and your friend, Shuttle Explosion Callahan, get in a fight again?’

Some commenters were thinking with their stomachs.

We would have gone with ‘Pineapple on Pizza Williams.’

Here’s the best of the rest.

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Can’t believe nobody picked ‘Rodney King Riots Smith.’ Please add the bad name you would have given in the comments below.

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